~Kaz-Azrael

this is made from the intoxicated ramblings of a working collegeboy. any side-effects you experience are your own damn fault. do not injest if you are stupid, as the side-effects can cause further brain damage.

:Rules:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.

Characters:
1) Malachi- Earth Demon General
2) Vergil- Bounty Hunter
3) Kaix- Son of the Devil, Scion of Destruction
4) Jason- Silverblood Loup-Garou
5) Jericho- Shade Vampire Warrior

1) How Old Are You?
Malachi - 250
Vergil- 86. A little young to be this pwerful, or so I'm told.
Kaix- 313, why do you want to know?
Jason- ...22
Jericho- 1805

2) Height?
Malachi- 5' 11"
Vergil- 6' 1"
Kaix- 5' 2", but i can still kick your ass!
Jason- ...6'
Jericho- 6'

3) You Got Any Bad Habits??
Malachi- I don't know, is tearing down castle walls a bad thing?
Vergil- Umm, does liking the feel of a woman beneath me count?
Kaix- ...You wanna die, shithead?
Jason- ...Vivian doesn't think so
Jericho- Perhaps, but only if you think killing those that deserve it is a bad thing.

4) You a virgin?
Malachi- Would i be a general if i hadn't bedded the queen?
Vergil- one would think that would be apparent after my last answer.
Kaix- only if necrophilia doesn't count.
Jason- ...-grins shepishly- not any more.
Jericho- No

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Malachi- Jaraness
Vergil- Hmm, hopefully DQ.
Kaix- ...I..maybe Anna, if she'll have me. I'll do whatever it takes to get her.
Jason- ...Viv
Jericho- Valentina

6) Have Any Kids?
Malachi- No, not yet. Jaraness is expecting though. ^_^ Twins, we're told.
Vergil- Good God, I hope not. What would DQ think of me then?
Kaix- NO.
Jason- ...
Jericho- No, but i do have a survivng blood line through the daughters i had at the time of my...death.

7) Favorite Food?
Malachi- Horse Flesh
Vergil- Shepard's Pie. ^_^
Kaix- You, if you don't shut up.
Jason- ...deer
Jericho- The blood of the wicked.

8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Malachi- What is ice-cream?
Vergil- Sinfully Cinnamon. Bonnie-Brae make good ice cream.
Kaix- ...Peanut Butter.
Jason- ...Vanilla Bean
Jericho- I can't eat.

9) Killed anyone?
Malachi- many
Vergil- I'm a bounty hunter, what do you think?
Kaix- Yes, and I'm willing to add to the list.
Jason- NO. never. Viv would kill me.
Jericho- -starts counting in his head-

10) Hate anyone?
Malachi- Jason
Vergil- My last employer
Kaix- everyone but Anna and Seraphita.
Jason- ...
Jericho- No, they're all dead now.

11) Any Secrets?
Malachi- Again, many.
Vergil- Not from DQ. Not if she asks, at least...
Kaix- Yeah, I think I love a human...
Jason- ...
Jericho- Too many to count.

12) Love Anyone?
Malachi- Jaraness, of course
Vergil- Um, maybe? I think it's too soon to know.
Kaix- I don't know! I think I might, but I don't know.
Jason- ...yes
Jericho- ¿Si, por qué tú manques?

13) TACOS?
Malachi- I do not know these 'tacos' you speak of.
Vergil- If they're spicy, I'll eat 'em.
Kaix- ...
Jason- ...-smiles quietly-
Jericho- Fucker, I can't eat! You wanna die?

14) Ever slept in All day?
Malachi- No. A good soldier gets up at dawn for drills.
Vergil- Only if last night's entertainment was good enough...hehehe..
Kaix- No, but if you don't shut up, YOU will.
Jason- ...no
Jericho- You must have a death wish, cuz you're pissing me off. I can't sleep either.

15) Eye colors?
Malachi- Brown
Vergil- Mmm, lavender now. Lavender and flames.
Kaix- Black
Jason- ...green
Jericho- Green, with no whites. Well, i have whites, but they're black

16) Hair?
Malachi- long enough to cover my eyes, and dark brown.
Vergil- spiky, and fiery red-orange
Kaix- red
Jason- ...silvery brown
Jericho- red

17) Fat/Average/Slim?
Malachi- Slender, but well toned
Vergil- Lean, well muscled, and fast
Kaix- Wiry and fast, fucker.
Jason- ...depends on form
Jericho- Tall and strong

18) Rain, sunshine?
Malachi- rain
Vergil- SNOWSTORMS. <.< >.>
Kaix- Rain
Jason- ...rain. it smells like new beginnings.
Jericho- Rain.

19) Pool, Beach?
Malachi- I hate water.
Vergil- Beach. Sunset on the beach is beautiful.
Kaix- Pool. best place to find people no one will miss.
Jason- ...beach
Jericho- Beach.

20) Camping, staying home?
Malachi- I'm a soldier, what do you think?
Vergil- Depends on who's with me...
Kaix- ...
Jason- ...everywhere is home.
Jericho- I'm a wanderer, what do you think?

21) Dog, Cat?
Malachi- dog
Vergil- I have a leopard named Bagiuerra.
Kaix- dog
Jason- ...wolf
Jericho- cat, I suppose

22) Believe in aliens?
All at once- NO.

23) What do you do to relax?
Malachi- Sword drills, mainly.
Vergil- Cook for two. ^_^
Kaix- Beat people to a bloody pulp. Starting with you.
Jason- ...run.
Jericho- Play violin.

24) Car or Ship..?
Malachi- I hate water, but I don't know what this 'car' thing is, either.
Vergil- Suzuki Boulevard. A black one with silver flames.
Kaix- I can teleport, so why should I care?
Jason- ...neither
Jericho- I prefer my horse.

25) What is your job?
Malachi- General of Hell's Army
Vergil- Bounty hunter.
Kaix- Harbinger of War, Bringer of Chaos, Scion of Destruction
Jason- ...pack protector
Jericho- Wandering Warrior.

26) Any Unusual Things about you?
Malachi- Umm, my sword talks to me?
Vergil- I didn't used to look like this. I used to be pale, with white hair and blue eyes cold as winter's snow. Then I met a beautiful lady, and all that changed.
Kaix- My tattoos were made with my sister's blood, and so were the glyphs on my armored boots.
Jason- ...my mother was a wolf.
Jericho- I cannot die. I simply cannot.

27) Boy or girl?
Malachi- Last I checked, I had a sword.
Vergil- Male enough for the ones that matter.
Kaix- MALE, PANDEJO!!
Jason- ...dude
Jericho- Male

28) Favorite Place?
Malachi- The Third Eye Tavern & Inn
Vergil- Pubs. Wherever a bar fight might break out, I'm there.
Kaix- Hell's Belles Bar
Jason- Tooley's Bar
Jericho- Everywhere

29) Do you like pancakes?
Malachi- Yeah, they're alright.
Vergil- I prefer fresh baked scones, myself.
Kaix- No. I hate them. And I hate you.
Jason- ...if Viv makes them.
Jericho- I CAN'T FUCKING EAT!! ASK ANOTHER STUPID QUESTION AND YOU DIE!!

30) Last words?
Malachi- Yes. Goodbye.
Vergil- Hmm, I wonder what DQ's favorite fruit is?
Kaix- Fuck you, and your bitch too.
Jason- ...-walks off-
Jericho- -stalks off in a bad mood-

31) I Tag:



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