~Kaz-Azrael

~Name: Daniel James M. Cuevas
~Height: 6' 1/2
~Weight: 173
~Birthday: April 3
~Birthplace: Manhattan, KS
~Current Location: Chicago, IL
~School: none(Loyola when i go)
~Zodiac Sign: Aries
~Chinese Zodiac Sign: Snake
~Righty or Lefty: Righty
~Hair color: Dark Brown
~Eye color: Dark Brown
~Skin Color: thanks to the summer sun, tan

-About Me

~What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc): two adoptive sisters, one younger one older. The younger one is the one who did this first.
~Any Pets: yeps
~If So What Are They: my cat, Stripe
~Favorite Relative: at the moment, my uncle
~Least Favorite Relative: truthfully? my uncle's ex-wife, the mother of my little cousin.
~What's Your Heritage/Race: Scots, Mexican, Irish-American

-Love and Sex

~Sexuality: straight
~Are You In A Relationship Now: ...sort of?
~If So, With Whom: umm...well since i'm not sure it's official, i'll let her decide and tell you that.
~For How Long: ...
~Are You In Love?: Yes
~Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: besides my sweetheart? kinda...Agnes Bruckner and Sienna Guillory... they're both so hot...
~Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? … –no comment-
~How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 11
~Virgin?: no
~If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time: -no comment-
~Was It Enjoyable?: that's why i did it again, stupid.
~Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: just behind my ear...^///^
~Best Love Quote?: I would die a thousand times to keep you safe, and come back every time to keep you happy.

-Your Friends

~Best: Chairz, Soda, Hotaru, Neko, Schroedinger
~How Many Do You Have?: quite a lot
~Love Them All?: yeah, in various ways...
~Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: closer as in, lived near? HELLZ yah
~Oldest?: Hotaru
~Newest?: Neko
~Pen Pal?: don’t have any

-This Or That

~Boxers or Briefs?: Boxerbriefs
~Thongs or G-Strings?: ...-shivers-
~Shorts or Pants?: depends on the length of the shorts. generally pants though.
~Shoes or Bare feet?: bare feet! i have leather soles. ^_^
~Books or Movies?: book
~Night or Day?: Night
~Dark or Light?: Dark
~Mountains or Beach?: Mountains
~Snow or Sun?: snow
~Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
~Guys or Girls?: girls, thank you.
~Swim or Surf?: swim! though i want to learn to surf.

-For Or Against

~Gay Marriage?: For
~Abortion?: Against
~Suicide?: Against
~War?: Against
~Clothes In General?: clothes are overrated! But, For
~Penises?: prefer somewhere to hide it...

-Favorites

~Color: Purple!
~Number?: 13
~Holiday?: Halloween
~Season?: winter
~Movie?: anything horror, as long as it's good
~Book?: The Host
~Magazine?: Chile Pepper
~Food?: Beef Udon and Onigiri
~Drink?: Cream soda
~TV Show?: Masterpiece Theatre
~Song?: Foxy Foxy by Rob Zombie
~Band?: a few
~Computer Game?: Delirium
~Video Game?: Dothack G.U.
~Shirt?: my Hooligan's Rugby shirt. ^_^
~Pants?: jeans. BullHead jeans.
~Actor?: Hugo Weaving
~Actress?: Milla Jovovich
~Male Singer?: Trace Adkins
~Female Singer?: Hayley Williams (lead singer for Paramore)
~Flower?: Black Rose
~Scent?: Vanilla
~Animal?: wolf
~Cookie?: Triple Chocolate. ^_____^

-About Future

~Want To Go To College?: I will go fall of '09, same year as my little sister, if she goes.
~What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: English Teacher
~Want To Get Married?: Hell yah! i even know who i want to marry, it's just a matter of getting across an ocean. ^_^
~Want To Have Kids?: couple
~What Would Their Names Be?: girl: Rose or Lethe, boy: Raphael James or Dante
~Where Do You Want To Live?: wherever there's a highschool that will give me a job.
~Where Do You Want To Get Married?: British Isles, in County Limerick if at all possible. ^^
~How Do You Want To Die?: dunno, not painfully though.

-More Stuff About You

~Piercings?: one in left ear, want two more to go with it.
~Tattoos?: none yet.
~Smoke?: on occasion, not much
~Drink?: same
~Do Drugs?: not anymore
~Skinny Dip?: might, you give me a reason
~Greatest Fear?: being alone
~Chocolate or Vanilla?: both
~Go To Church?: only because i have to
~Religion?: polytheistic, which makes it torture to sit there for an hour of Catholic mass
~Scars?: oh gods, too many to count
~CDs Owned?: more than i've counted
~Collections?: books and CD's
~Like To Be Naked?: when it's for the right reasons.
~Ever Eaten Sushi?: love it
~Eaten a whole packet of Oreos?: yes
~Been On Stage?: lots of times and I love it ^_^
~Danced In The Rain?: hell yes!
~Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: aye
~Weirdest Dream?: ...you don't wanna know
~Best Dream?: I’m keeping that to myself
~Saddest Dream?: everyone i knew died, and i was all alone.
~Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: “a dream is a wish your heart makes…” lol, I have several
~Think You're Attractive?: sometimes
~Shoplifted?: yes
~Been Caught "Doing Something"? smoking in a bathroom, yes, anything else, no.
~Weirdest Makeout Place?: um, i'm gonna say on the roof. it was a great night though. we couldn't resist.
~Like Thunderstorms?: yeh
~Favorite Shoes?: boots
~Favorite Quote?: "Speak softly and carry a big stick"
~Best Advice You've Given?: listen to your heart, it will never lead you wrong.
~Worst Advice You've Given?: kill yourself, for the good of us all.
~Glad This Is Over?: tad.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends(still do, though she's ignorant of it. and likely to stay ignorant...)
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 16

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 23

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 28

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 33

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 40

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 43

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 46

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 50

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 57

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 59

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 61

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 64

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (online...)
SO FAR: 68

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 70

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 74

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 78

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 83

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 86

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs [...-snort-]
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 91

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 93

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things (with your total in that blank spot.)

so *LadyHellFyre has this thing she wants to do, and it includes me, so here i am, getting out the word.

She has this HUGE story/RP she wants to do, using all of her characters, and she's doing a comic page just for the bloody TEASER. she may even do more later, with the characters who join in them, which is like...a FREE COMMISSION. o_o

so come check us out here: [link]

Quizjacked from =hotaru-sama666

a) ...Tell you why I friended you
b) ...Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.
c) ...Tell you something I like about you
d) ...Tell you a memory I have of you
e) ...Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) ...Tell you my favorite user pic of yours
g) ...In return, you must post this in your journal

p.s.- not hopeless, the damn mood thingy just wont change.

this is made from the intoxicated ramblings of a working collegeboy. any side-effects you experience are your own damn fault. do not injest if you are stupid, as the side-effects can cause further brain damage.

:Rules:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.

Characters:
1) Malachi- Earth Demon General
2) Vergil- Bounty Hunter
3) Kaix- Son of the Devil, Scion of Destruction
4) Jason- Silverblood Loup-Garou
5) Jericho- Shade Vampire Warrior

1) How Old Are You?
Malachi - 250
Vergil- 86. A little young to be this pwerful, or so I'm told.
Kaix- 313, why do you want to know?
Jason- ...22
Jericho- 1805

2) Height?
Malachi- 5' 11"
Vergil- 6' 1"
Kaix- 5' 2", but i can still kick your ass!
Jason- ...6'
Jericho- 6'

3) You Got Any Bad Habits??
Malachi- I don't know, is tearing down castle walls a bad thing?
Vergil- Umm, does liking the feel of a woman beneath me count?
Kaix- ...You wanna die, shithead?
Jason- ...Vivian doesn't think so
Jericho- Perhaps, but only if you think killing those that deserve it is a bad thing.

4) You a virgin?
Malachi- Would i be a general if i hadn't bedded the queen?
Vergil- one would think that would be apparent after my last answer.
Kaix- only if necrophilia doesn't count.
Jason- ...-grins shepishly- not any more.
Jericho- No

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Malachi- Jaraness
Vergil- Hmm, hopefully DQ.
Kaix- ...I..maybe Anna, if she'll have me. I'll do whatever it takes to get her.
Jason- ...Viv
Jericho- Valentina

6) Have Any Kids?
Malachi- No, not yet. Jaraness is expecting though. ^_^ Twins, we're told.
Vergil- Good God, I hope not. What would DQ think of me then?
Kaix- NO.
Jason- ...
Jericho- No, but i do have a survivng blood line through the daughters i had at the time of my...death.

7) Favorite Food?
Malachi- Horse Flesh
Vergil- Shepard's Pie. ^_^
Kaix- You, if you don't shut up.
Jason- ...deer
Jericho- The blood of the wicked.

8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Malachi- What is ice-cream?
Vergil- Sinfully Cinnamon. Bonnie-Brae make good ice cream.
Kaix- ...Peanut Butter.
Jason- ...Vanilla Bean
Jericho- I can't eat.

9) Killed anyone?
Malachi- many
Vergil- I'm a bounty hunter, what do you think?
Kaix- Yes, and I'm willing to add to the list.
Jason- NO. never. Viv would kill me.
Jericho- -starts counting in his head-

10) Hate anyone?
Malachi- Jason
Vergil- My last employer
Kaix- everyone but Anna and Seraphita.
Jason- ...
Jericho- No, they're all dead now.

11) Any Secrets?
Malachi- Again, many.
Vergil- Not from DQ. Not if she asks, at least...
Kaix- Yeah, I think I love a human...
Jason- ...
Jericho- Too many to count.

12) Love Anyone?
Malachi- Jaraness, of course
Vergil- Um, maybe? I think it's too soon to know.
Kaix- I don't know! I think I might, but I don't know.
Jason- ...yes
Jericho- ¿Si, por qué tú manques?

13) TACOS?
Malachi- I do not know these 'tacos' you speak of.
Vergil- If they're spicy, I'll eat 'em.
Kaix- ...
Jason- ...-smiles quietly-
Jericho- Fucker, I can't eat! You wanna die?

14) Ever slept in All day?
Malachi- No. A good soldier gets up at dawn for drills.
Vergil- Only if last night's entertainment was good enough...hehehe..
Kaix- No, but if you don't shut up, YOU will.
Jason- ...no
Jericho- You must have a death wish, cuz you're pissing me off. I can't sleep either.

15) Eye colors?
Malachi- Brown
Vergil- Mmm, lavender now. Lavender and flames.
Kaix- Black
Jason- ...green
Jericho- Green, with no whites. Well, i have whites, but they're black

16) Hair?
Malachi- long enough to cover my eyes, and dark brown.
Vergil- spiky, and fiery red-orange
Kaix- red
Jason- ...silvery brown
Jericho- red

17) Fat/Average/Slim?
Malachi- Slender, but well toned
Vergil- Lean, well muscled, and fast
Kaix- Wiry and fast, fucker.
Jason- ...depends on form
Jericho- Tall and strong

18) Rain, sunshine?
Malachi- rain
Vergil- SNOWSTORMS. <.< >.>
Kaix- Rain
Jason- ...rain. it smells like new beginnings.
Jericho- Rain.

19) Pool, Beach?
Malachi- I hate water.
Vergil- Beach. Sunset on the beach is beautiful.
Kaix- Pool. best place to find people no one will miss.
Jason- ...beach
Jericho- Beach.

20) Camping, staying home?
Malachi- I'm a soldier, what do you think?
Vergil- Depends on who's with me...
Kaix- ...
Jason- ...everywhere is home.
Jericho- I'm a wanderer, what do you think?

21) Dog, Cat?
Malachi- dog
Vergil- I have a leopard named Bagiuerra.
Kaix- dog
Jason- ...wolf
Jericho- cat, I suppose

22) Believe in aliens?
All at once- NO.

23) What do you do to relax?
Malachi- Sword drills, mainly.
Vergil- Cook for two. ^_^
Kaix- Beat people to a bloody pulp. Starting with you.
Jason- ...run.
Jericho- Play violin.

24) Car or Ship..?
Malachi- I hate water, but I don't know what this 'car' thing is, either.
Vergil- Suzuki Boulevard. A black one with silver flames.
Kaix- I can teleport, so why should I care?
Jason- ...neither
Jericho- I prefer my horse.

25) What is your job?
Malachi- General of Hell's Army
Vergil- Bounty hunter.
Kaix- Harbinger of War, Bringer of Chaos, Scion of Destruction
Jason- ...pack protector
Jericho- Wandering Warrior.

26) Any Unusual Things about you?
Malachi- Umm, my sword talks to me?
Vergil- I didn't used to look like this. I used to be pale, with white hair and blue eyes cold as winter's snow. Then I met a beautiful lady, and all that changed.
Kaix- My tattoos were made with my sister's blood, and so were the glyphs on my armored boots.
Jason- ...my mother was a wolf.
Jericho- I cannot die. I simply cannot.

27) Boy or girl?
Malachi- Last I checked, I had a sword.
Vergil- Male enough for the ones that matter.
Kaix- MALE, PANDEJO!!
Jason- ...dude
Jericho- Male

28) Favorite Place?
Malachi- The Third Eye Tavern & Inn
Vergil- Pubs. Wherever a bar fight might break out, I'm there.
Kaix- Hell's Belles Bar
Jason- Tooley's Bar
Jericho- Everywhere

29) Do you like pancakes?
Malachi- Yeah, they're alright.
Vergil- I prefer fresh baked scones, myself.
Kaix- No. I hate them. And I hate you.
Jason- ...if Viv makes them.
Jericho- I CAN'T FUCKING EAT!! ASK ANOTHER STUPID QUESTION AND YOU DIE!!

30) Last words?
Malachi- Yes. Goodbye.
Vergil- Hmm, I wonder what DQ's favorite fruit is?
Kaix- Fuck you, and your bitch too.
Jason- ...-walks off-
Jericho- -stalks off in a bad mood-

31) I Tag:



fuck. so...my subscription has about seven or eight days left, and it sucks, cuz i love this thing. yet i have no way to pay for another one. urrrgh. i'm gonna hate those damn ads being there again...and the ability to 'collect' and see the comments and deviations right there instead of navigating to a different page, i'm gonna miss that. oh well, i guess.

do you even know what you just read? because i'm not sure i know what i just wrote, and if you do, i would like you to tell me.

STAMPS